Kids are known for saying the darndest things, but sometimes, their words or notes can be a little too unsettling. While most of the time, it’s all in good fun or innocent misunderstanding, there are moments when the things kids write or say can leave you wondering if there’s something a bit more sinister behind those innocent faces. Below are 19 notes from kids that might make you question if they’ve been watching too many horror movies—or if they might be future psychopaths in the making.
1. “I like you, but if you tell anyone, I will kill you.”
Kids often have a hard time expressing their emotions, but this little love note takes it to a new level. Nothing says “affection” like a death threat, right?
2. “Dear Mom, I will kill you for not letting me have dessert.”
It’s amazing how passionate kids can get about sweets. This kid’s note to their mom shows just how far they’re willing to go for a bit of sugar.
3. “When I grow up, I want to be the person who gives the lethal injections.”
Most kids dream of being astronauts or firefighters. This kid, on the other hand, seems to have a very different kind of career aspiration.
4. “I hid your favorite toy. You will never see it again. Ever.”
A declaration of war in the world of playthings. This note hints at a budding career in espionage—or maybe just an evil mastermind in the making.
5. “I love you, but if you make me mad, I will punch you.”
A mix of love and aggression, this note from a kid shows how close the line can be between affection and fury.
6. “You can’t run. You can’t hide. I’m coming for you.”
If this note doesn’t send chills down your spine, nothing will. A simple game of hide and seek suddenly turns into a scene from a horror movie.
7. “I only like people who scream.”
Some kids like quiet time; others seem to enjoy chaos. This note suggests that the sound of terror is this kid’s favorite tune.
8. “You look pretty today. Too pretty. I think I’ll have to ruin it.”
A backhanded compliment if there ever was one. This note suggests that this kid might be more into causing chaos than spreading joy.
9. “Sleep with one eye open.”
A classic threat that no one wants to find on their pillow. Kids have vivid imaginations, but this one seems to be channeling theirs into the stuff of nightmares.
10. “If you ever cross me, I’ll bury you in the backyard.”
This note might make you think twice about playing pranks on this kid. They seem to have a very clear idea of what they’d do to someone who betrays them.
11. “You’re my best friend. But if you don’t give me your snack, I’ll have to hurt you.”
Friendship is complicated, especially when snacks are involved. This note shows just how quickly a friend can turn into an enemy.
12. “I drew a picture of what I’d do if you didn’t let me watch TV. It’s not pretty.”
A kid’s artwork is usually a source of pride for parents. But this one might be something you’d rather not hang on the fridge.
13. “I wrote this note so you’ll remember me… forever.”
This note suggests a kid who’s very aware of their legacy—perhaps a bit too aware. There’s something eerie about a child planning their lasting impact from such a young age.
14. “I’ll be watching you when you sleep.”
There’s something about the idea of being watched while you sleep that’s inherently unsettling. When a kid writes it, it’s even more so.
15. “I don’t get mad, I get even.”
A note that shows a certain level of calculation and planning. This kid seems to have a good grasp of the concept of revenge.
16. “If you don’t like me, that’s fine. I don’t need you anyway. I’ll just make you disappear.”
Rejection can be hard, but this kid seems to have a particularly harsh way of dealing with it. Their note suggests they have no problem taking drastic measures.
17. “I’m not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of me.”
This note might sound like a line from a superhero movie, but coming from a kid, it’s a bit more ominous. It suggests they see themselves as someone—or something—to be feared.
18. “Sometimes I think about what it would be like if everyone I know was gone.”
A note that hints at a deep, possibly unsettling, curiosity. While it’s normal for kids to wonder about the world, this particular line of thought is a bit darker than most.
19. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood today. Otherwise, things would be very different.”
Ending on a high note—or rather, a low one—this final note suggests a child who’s very aware of the power they hold over others. A good mood might be the only thing standing between you and their wrath.
Conclusion
Kids say—and write—the craziest things, but sometimes, their notes can be downright disturbing. While these 19 notes are probably the result of overactive imaginations and a lack of understanding about the weight of their words, they still offer a glimpse into the fascinating, and occasionally eerie, minds of children. Let’s hope these kids grow up to channel their creativity into something a bit less threatening.